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 Send "Weird Al Yankovic" Ringtones to your Cell  (This Song's Just) Six Words Long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just .... 12 Pains Of Christmas The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a .... Achy Breaky Song You can torture me, with Donnie and Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you could play some schlock Like New Kids on the .... Addicted To Spuds Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns, and instant flakes Baked or boiled or french fried There's no kind you haven't tried You planned a trip .... Airline Amy Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've .... Alimony Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first .... Alternative Polka Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, So why don't you kill .... Amish Paradise As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's .... Anakin Skywalker Song A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the .... Another One Rides The Bus Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts .... Anti Thong (spoken)this thing right here,ah heh, it's to let all the wives and girlfriends know, what we guys are worried about, you know, our lovely ladies .... Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet Near Mars They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They .... Baby Got Jack Yo ULONDA! Check that home girl's butt out! Um hm girl! It's so flat! You tell it like it is IEESHA! She looks like one .... Baby Likes Burping You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her .... Barney's On Fire Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil .... Bedrock Anthem Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd .... Belvedere Cruising Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't .... Bohemian Polka Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies .... Born To Be Mild Get your program running Head out to the center Terminals are waiting For the data that you'll enter Everybody says that you're a nerd, but .... Buckingham Blues Gonna tell you a story About Chuck and Diane Couple British kids from The palace at Buckingham Chuckie wants to grow up And be a .... Buy Me A Condo Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards I gonna buy me .... Cable Tv I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin' me by Well, I was just about ready To .... Callin In Sick Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time Just dont feel like goin to work I think I'll call my boss then I'm Gonna hack .... Callin' In Sick Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm .... Cat's In The Kettle DId you ever think when you eat chinese It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese? Yet the food tastes great so you don't .... Cavity Search Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root Canal My .... Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose I may be just a simple guy But just the thought of .... Chicken Pot Pie When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) He made a great liver pate (You know he did, you .... Christmas At Ground Zero It's Christmas at ground zero. There's music in the air. The slay bells are ringing, And the carolers are singing, While the air raid sirens .... Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember when I was a little .... Crampton Comes Alive Well, woke up this morning With a Big Mac in my hand What fries, whose fries Where's my Hot Apple Pies Must be a joke .... Dare To Be Stupid Put down that chain saw and listen to me Its time for us to join in the fight. Its time to let your babies grow .... Dead Car Battery Blues One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay .... Dog Eat Dog Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I .... Don't Wear Those Shoes I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show .... Dr. Demento Radio Promo Hi This is "Weird Al" Yankovic and you're listening to the Dr. Demento show .... Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special In the year of 1970 Underneath the old smogberry tree First was heard a man that we all know The one and only Dr. Demento .... Eat It How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other .... Everything You Do Is Wrong I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the .... Everything You Know Is Wrong I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy behind me .... Fast Food How about making a run for the border How about me deserving a break today How about getting some fries with my order How about .... Fat Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right .... Fatter Fatter, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Fatter Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola Yogurt, butterscotch, granola Look at me, I'm fatter I'm fatter, .... Flatbush Avenue Oy Oy Down on the street they got bagels And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst Not .... Frank's 2000 Tv Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery .... Free Delivery Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anchovy Perhaps pepperoni Anything you want, .... Fun Zone This is an instrumental song. There are no lyrics. .... Gandhi Ii [Announcer:] Next week on U62... [Announcer:] He's back [Announcer:] And this time [Announcer:] He's mad [Announcer:] Gandhi II [Announcer:] No more mister passive .... Gee, I'm A Nerd Gee, I'm a nerd Seen each Star Trek eighty times Memorized each word Home alone On Friday nights But I got eight gigabytes Left on .... Generic Blues I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got .... George Of The Jungle George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the jungle Lives .... Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like driving trucks and wearing tattoo’s There’s only one thing that they all like a bunch, .... Good Enough For Now Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, .... Good Old Days Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be .... Gotta Boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie on my finger .... Granpa's A Porn Star Last night I was surfing on the internet Speeding through cyber space (you've got mail) I was in a chatroom, wound up in an adult .... Gravy On You Well, I think you're obnoxious And I think that you stink I think you're a moron A slob, and a fink You're one of the .... Green Eggs And Ham I do not like Green Eggs and Ham I do not like them Sam, I am I do not like them here or there I .... Gump Gump sat alone on a bench in the park My name is Forrest, he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his .... Happy Birthday Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday, to you. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday, to you. Well, It's time to celebrate your birthday, It happens every year, Eat a .... Harvey The Wonder Hamster Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hamster, He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal He just runs around in his hamster wheel! Harvey, Harvey, Harvey, .... Headline News Once there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spraypaint and when he finally came back, he had cane .... Here's Johnny There he goes, he drives me crazy When he says "Here's Johnny" That's his job, it's so amazing All he says is "Here's Johnny" .... Hit Me With A Rock When I was a little boy (When I was just a boy) And my mother would call my name (When I was just a boy) .... Holiday Greetings 1987 Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say: Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Hello, this is .... Holiday Greetings 1988 Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris this holiday season, please, let somebody else .... Homer And Marge [From "The Simpsons", Ep. EABF12 - April 13, 2003 to the tune of "Life Goes On (Jack and Diane)" by John `"Cougar" Melloncamp] Little ditty .... Hooked On Polkas You're takin' to me good Just like you know you should You get me on my knees Please, baby, please She looks so great, .... Hot Rocks Polka If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you .... I Can't Watch This I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so .... I Like Small Butts (talking) I like small butts and I cannot lie, You honkies can't deny, When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and .... I Lost On Jeopardy Ohhhhhh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I .... I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old .... I Remember Larry Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he took my pants off and .... I Think I'm A Clone Now Isn't it strange Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say If only they knew that I was Part of some geneticist's .... I Want A New Duck Woh oh I want a new duck One that won't try to bite One that won't chew a hole in my socks One that .... I Was Only Kidding When I said that I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you .... I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I don't care about your karma I don't care about what's hip No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do I won't swim .... I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak You just found out your .... I'm Sick Of You You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me You hair's a .... I'm So Sick Of You You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me Your hair's a .... If I Could Make Love To A Bottle If I could make love to a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do I'd search the world over to find one that .... Isle Thing Met this fine young thing at the local Circle K. She made a date for a half past eight And I said, what the hey .... It's Still Billy Joel To Me What's the matter with the songs he's singin' Can't you tell that they're pretty lame After listenin' to a couple albums Well, they all start .... Jurassic Park I recall the time They found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now, I'm being chased by some Irate velociraptors, well, .... Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion [telephone dialing] Just eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Hi This .... King Of Suede There's a sale on our gabardine suits today They're all thirty percent off from yesterday There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool, and tweed Just a Visa .... Lasagna La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you .... Laundry Day You gotta keep 'em separated You like the latest fashions You'd like to keep 'em clean You take a trip every week to the laundromat .... Leisure Suit Serenade Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans People say I look kinda odd Well, I'm never accepted in the social set 'Cause they say that I'm .... Let Me Be Your Hog Let me be your hog Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort) I said baby baby baby baby baby Baby baby baby baby baby .... Like A Surgeon I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two. I was .... Livin' In The Fridge There's somethin' weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I .... Living La Vida Yoda He's into austere living wattle huts and Rootleaf stew, The advice that he was giving It seemed to offer me a clue. I came, for .... Living With A Hernia Help me out Dig All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He .... Matter Of Crust Some bread, you can get bargain-priced And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice But you know it will go stale again Always .... Melanie Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor .... Midnight Star I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less, At the checkout counter at the local grocery store. I was only .... Money For Nothing Hillbillies Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named Jed You know something? .... Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named Jed You know something? .... Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung This is .... Mr. Popeil I need a Vegematic I need a Pocket Fisherman I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell .... My Bologna Oooh, my little hungry one, Hungry one. Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done. .... Nature Trail To Hell Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw .... Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Well, I stare at myself in the mirror When I wake up every morn And I marvel at how great I've been Since the day .... Nobody Here But Us Frogs Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues From my elbow down to my shoes So let's throw another fire on the logs Now we .... One More Minute Well, I heard that you're leavin', Gonna leave me far behind, 'Cause you found a brand new lover, You decided that I'm not your kind, .... One Of Those Days Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause it's just one of those days It's .... Pacman (one, two, thray, four) (one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now .... Phony Calls Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decide it might be fun .... Polka Party! You could have a big dipper Going up and down all around the bends You can have a bumper car bumping This amusement never ends .... Polka Patterns Everywhere, I see them there I stop and stare at patterns I don't care, I must declare I've got a flair for patterns On my .... Polka Your Eyes Out Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true Rock the cradle of love .... Polkamon Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat Mankey, Chansey and Zubat Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree Lugia and Caterpie Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen Elekid and Nidoqueen Victreebel and Magneton - Everybody Polkamon! .... Polkas On 45 They tell us that we lost our tails, Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, .... RealRadio 104.1 [with polka music in the background] Hi This is "weird Al" Yankovic fresh off my Alapalooza World Tour When I'm not busy signing autographs Fighting .... Rice Rice Baby [Rice Rice Baby] [Rice Rice Baby] Alright stop, grab a table and a menu Ice is back in his oriental venue Hungry, for a .... Ricky Hey Lucy, I'm home! Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky! Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, .... School Cafeteria - Version 1 Is it on Okay 1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6 Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It .... School Cafeteria - Version 2 Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four million burgers a year Just think, .... She Drives Like Crazy Where'd you learn how to steer You do eighty in second gear When you drive, I can't relax Got your license from Cracker Jacks You .... She Gotta Pee hey let me in i gotta go didn't you just go like half an hour ago yeah but i gotta go again .... She Never Told Me She Was A Mime When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change .... Since You've Been Gone Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful .... Six Words Long (This Song Is Just) This song's just six words long This song's just six words long This song's just six words long This song's just six words long .... Slime Creatures From Outer Space Things just havn't been the same Since thoughs flying saucers came Now the aliens are on the lose Well we tried to hold them back .... Smells Like Nirvana What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't .... Snack All Night I'm never satisfied with three meals a day While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down .... Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Sometimes you feel like a nut Sometimes you don't Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts Mounds don't .... Spam Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy) Spam in my lunchbox at .... Spatula City There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs Spatula City Spatula City A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. .... Spy Hard A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill, Always has places to go, and people to kill. Danger is the game he plays, .... Star Wars Gangster Rap It's not the east or the west side. no it's not. It's not the north or south side. no it's not. .... Stop Draggin' My Car Around Had to park my car for just five minutes Hato go inside to use the phone Wen Icame out again my car was gone now .... Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear Then .... Such A Groovy Guy I got my alligator boots, I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night And when I .... Syndicated Inc. My whole family Loves Three's Company See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know .... Taco Grande Taco... Grande... Taco... Grande... Yo quiero chimichangas, y chile colorado Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno .... Take Me Down Someday I'm gonna pack up And then I'm goin' back up To that place where sentimental feelings arouse Where the grass is so green And .... Take Me To The Liver I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya .... Take The "L" Out Of Liver Take the L out of liver And it's iver .... Talk Soup I dated Siamese twins I slept with Bigfoot, too Get me on Sally Jesse Put me on Donahue 'Cause I wanna tell the world about .... That Boy Could Dance We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb lookin' scrawny little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with .... The Alternative Polka 'Loser' by Beck Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why .... The Ballad Of Kent Marlow You did a really rotten thing And let Scout take all the blame You wrecked his reputation And left that poor boy in shame Yeah, .... The Beer Song O’ what is the malt in liquor, what gets u drunker quicker, what comes in bottles or in cans, beer, cant get enough of it, .... The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing So one night when my .... The Brady Bunch You can watch Mister Rogers, You can watch Three's Company, And you can turn on Fame, Or the Newlywed Game, Or the Addams Family. Say, .... The Check's In The Mail Well, hey, how ya doin', have a seat, have a drink Boy, it's good to see you, what can I say Whoa, sorry, gotta run, .... The Night Santa Went Crazy Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, .... The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory) Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, .... The Plumbing Song Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash Twenty four hours a day Seven days a week Baby, I sure wish I could lend you .... The White Stuff The white stuff, The white stuff The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, .... Theme From Rocky Xiii Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw .... This Is The Life I eat filet mignon seven times a day. My bathtub's filled with Perrier. What can I say? This is the life! I buy a dozen .... Toothless People They only show you their gums when they smile Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile Only can eat things like pudding .... Traffic Jam Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here .... Trigger Happy Trigger Happy, trigger happy Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep .... Twister Yeah Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, .... Ugly Girl [Ken] Wanna go for a ride [Barbie] Sure Ken! [Ken] Well forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Said I .... Uhf Put down your remote control, throw out the TV guide. Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside. Don't you know that .... Velvet Elvis My life, it used to be incomplete ‘Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet My life it won't be .... Waffle King It took a lifetime, but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better In this whole stinkin' town One .... We Got The Beef Had ourselves a little barbeque Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew So what did you .... Weenie In A Bottle It feels like I've been alone too long, With no girls around My mamma's wondering. Thinking of some way, to release it. I looked in .... When I Was Your Age Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on .... Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay We are, on fire, we have, desires, but one, is that way, one backstreet boy is Gay. And we don’t want to be mean, since .... Won't Eat Prunes Again It was just the other day When we went to Joe's Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we noticed something .... Wonderbra Today was gonna be the day i was gonna tell you we were through, Until i came to your house and i noticed something new .... Yoda I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S O D A, soda. .... Yoda Chant da din din da da din din da na tin tin na da din din da da din din da da din din da na .... You Don't Love Me Anymore We´ve been together for so very long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion .... You Don't Take Your Showers You don't take your showers You don't use Ban Roll On Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw up on the floor because you .... You Make Me You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the .... Young, Dumb And Ugly We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad, you better not make us .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 01 I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in the freeze. Look at my crust .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 02 Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor, And his name is Bernie, Bernie. Oh, doctor, doctor, I'm feelin' pretty dismal. Doctor, doctor, And his name is .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 03 The first steak I ordered, It wasn't very hot. I had to send it back, Let 'em have one more shot. But the second steak .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 04 Burger King! What's the price for fries I'll take the jumbo size! I need fast food tonight! .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 05 Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday. Have bread, and vegetables too, Some dairy products, .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 06 I know to keep a woman satisfied. When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide. They're always in the mood for .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 07 Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 08 I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool. Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school. Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 09 Oh, oh, here she comes. Boy, she likes that processed meat. Oh, oh, here she comes. She's Spameater! .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 10 Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin' Feelin' queer. And then I feel like I feel .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 11 Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy You're gonna be guacamole before too long. Oh, you're a green one, You know that you're out .... food medley as performed in 1985 - 12 Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Way down inside! Woman, you need LUNCH! .... Send "Weird Al Yankovic" Ringtones to your Cell |