Step Right Up lyrics
Artist Name - Tom Waits
Song Lyrics - Step Right Up
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So this is kind of a little anthem here...
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ice
He's a big shot down there
At the slaughterhouse
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Don't get on my knees to
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Don't memorize the books of the Bible
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And living on 9th Street
Right above a
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Off Euclid Avenue
And I stopped takin' dope
And I quit ....
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Sane, sane, they're all insane,
fireman's blind, the conductor is lame
A
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Hanging out the window with a ....
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Outside another yellow moon punched a hole in the nighttime, yes I
climb through the window and down the street shining like a new dime ....
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Why be sweet, why be careful, why be kind?
A man has
only one thing on his mind...
Why ask politely, why go lightly, why ....
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Cold was the night, and hard was the ground
They found
her in a small grove of trees
Lonesome was the place where ....
God's Away On Business
I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby
For a buck, for
a buck
If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ....
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Stick around to tell us
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He fell in love with a Gun Street Girl ....
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Hang on St. Christopher through the smoke and the oil Buckle down
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Well I wish I was in New Orleans I can see it
in my dreams Arm in arm down Burgundy A bottle and my friends ....
In The Neighborhood
In The Neighborhood
(Tom Waites: Swordfish Trombones) Well the eggs chase the
bacon round the frying pan
And the whining dog pigeons by the steeple ....
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Tom Traubert's Blues (Four Sheets To The Wind In)
Wasted and wounded, it ain't what the moon did, I've got what
I paid for now See you tomorrow, hey Frank, can I borrow a ....
Bad Liver And A Broken Heart
Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk
me a river since you tore me apart And I don't have a ....
Better Off Without A Wife
So this is kind of a little anthem here... All my
friends are married every Tom and Dick and Harry you must be strong ....
Cemetery Polka
Uncle Vernon Uncle Vernon Independent as a Hog on
ice He's a big shot down there At the slaughterhouse ....
Chocolate Jesus
Don't go to church on Sunday Don't get on my knees to
pray Don't memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special ....
Christmas Cards From A Hooker In Minneapolis
Hey Charley I'm pregnant And living on 9th Street Right above a
dirty bookstore Off Euclid Avenue And I stopped takin' dope And I quit ....
Clap Hands
Sane, sane, they're all insane, fireman's blind, the conductor is lame A
Cincinnati jacket and a sad-luck dame Hanging out the window with a ....
Downtown Train
Outside another yellow moon punched a hole in the nighttime, yes I
climb through the window and down the street shining like a new dime ....
Everything Goes To Hell
Why be sweet, why be careful, why be kind? A man has
only one thing on his mind... Why ask politely, why go lightly, why ....
Georgia Lee
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her in a small grove of trees Lonesome was the place where ....
God's Away On Business
I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby For a buck, for
a buck If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ....
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Falling James in the Tahoe mud Stick around to tell us
all the tale He fell in love with a Gun Street Girl ....
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Hang on St. Christopher through the smoke and the oil Buckle down
the rumble seat let the radiator boil got an overhead downshift and a ....
I Wish I Was In New Orleans
Well I wish I was in New Orleans I can see it
in my dreams Arm in arm down Burgundy A bottle and my friends ....
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bacon round the frying pan And the whining dog pigeons by the steeple ....
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