Cemetery Polka lyrics
Artist Name - Tom Waits
Song Lyrics - Cemetery Polka
 Send Tom Waits "Cemetery Polka" Ringtones to your Cell  Uncle Vernon Uncle Vernon Independent as a Hog on ice He's a big shot down there At the slaughterhouse He plays accordion For Mr. Weiss Uncle Bittmore and Uncle William Made a Million during World War II But they're tightwads And they're Cheap skates And they'll never give a dime to you Auntie Mame Has gone Insane She lives in The doorway of an old hotel And the Radio's playing opera and All she ever says Is go to Hell. Uncle Violet Flew as pilot He said there Ain't no pretty Girls in France Now he runs a Tiny little Bookie joint they say He never Keeps it in his pants Uncle Bill Will never leave a will And the tumour is as Big as an egg He has a mistress She's a Puerto Rican And I heard she has A wooden leg. Uncle Phil Can't live without his pills He has emphysema and He's almost blind And we must find out Where the money is Get it now Before he loses his mind |
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He's a big shot down there
At the slaughterhouse
....
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Tom Traubert's Blues (Four Sheets To The Wind In)
Wasted and wounded, it ain't what the moon did, I've got what
I paid for now See you tomorrow, hey Frank, can I borrow a ....
Bad Liver And A Broken Heart
Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk
me a river since you tore me apart And I don't have a ....
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Uncle Vernon Uncle Vernon Independent as a Hog on
ice He's a big shot down there At the slaughterhouse ....
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Don't go to church on Sunday Don't get on my knees to
pray Don't memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special ....
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Hey Charley I'm pregnant And living on 9th Street Right above a
dirty bookstore Off Euclid Avenue And I stopped takin' dope And I quit ....
Clap Hands
Sane, sane, they're all insane, fireman's blind, the conductor is lame A
Cincinnati jacket and a sad-luck dame Hanging out the window with a ....
Downtown Train
Outside another yellow moon punched a hole in the nighttime, yes I
climb through the window and down the street shining like a new dime ....
Everything Goes To Hell
Why be sweet, why be careful, why be kind? A man has
only one thing on his mind... Why ask politely, why go lightly, why ....
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Cold was the night, and hard was the ground They found
her in a small grove of trees Lonesome was the place where ....
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I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby For a buck, for
a buck If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ....
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Falling James in the Tahoe mud Stick around to tell us
all the tale He fell in love with a Gun Street Girl ....
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Hang on St. Christopher through the smoke and the oil Buckle down
the rumble seat let the radiator boil got an overhead downshift and a ....
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Well I wish I was in New Orleans I can see it
in my dreams Arm in arm down Burgundy A bottle and my friends ....
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bacon round the frying pan And the whining dog pigeons by the steeple ....
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