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Stop!
Pretending you're even having fun,
You just stand there looking dumb
And bored with your thumb in your ass...
(You're better than that!)
....
An Idea For A Movie
I got an idea for a movie,
and it goes like this
(Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his finger caught
In ....
Anarchy Burger
(News clip)
Anarchy
Kill a cat
Shoot James Brady in
the back
Raise an army of rabid rats
Beat your neighbor with a ....
Euro- Barge
Here in America,
Respect your fellow man
Some foreign cultures
don't understand
We got this little rule
And it's called elbowroom
Pertaining to the special ....
F'd Up Girl
I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced but I'm the kind
of guy that likes a challenge from a crazy kind of girl who ....
Girls Turn 18 Every Day
judy hates me,
stepped on her cat
i hate judy,
she's gettin' too fat
sally left me,
i was gettin' ....
Happy Birthday To Me
It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
Fuck you
it's my birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I ....
Hey Homes!
hey homes, don't front my set
hey homes, don't front my
set
word! you fudge with me
you fudge with the ....
I've Got An Ape Drape
Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw
last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my ....
Jackass
JACKASS
you're on tour, i'm alone
wonder just what you did with
your phone
try usin' it, i'm losin' it
(i) never thought i'd lose ....
Join Us For Pong
it's the gay nineties and
you can't watch nothin' good
mindless pinko garbage
is all they make in hollywood
kung fu ....
Kill My Tenant
No respect for
a land-holding man
only scum
who pay when they
can
free-loaders
that hate what I am
then beg me to fix their ....
Let The Bad Times Roll
For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside
Now
here's a celebration of failure and losing
Like to put a shout ....
Look What I Almost Stepped In
You're on tour, I'm alone
wonder just what you did with your
phone
Try using it, I'm losing it
I never thought I'd lose you ....
Marry Me
Young girl says to her mom,
"How did you know that father
was the one?"
Then mom just rolls her eyes
She says, "You'll find ....
Money's Not An Issue
Well I know you've been working most nights
And I think you
deserve something nice
And the Twins they've been driving you nuts
But tonight ....
My Girlfriend's Dead
I once had a girlfriend
but then one day she dumped me
and everywhere I'd go people would ask me
where she was.
I don't ....
Oi To The World
Haji was a punk just like any other boy
And he never
had no trouble until he started up his Oi band
Safe in the ....
Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
Medium cheese,
She's glad to take my order
Long Long way
From
that Lao-Viet border
She fled the jungle
That evil Viet cong, pizza tran
....
Stop Smiling
Happy robots say "life is fine", they're the ones I loathe
they're stupid or they're lying - or a little bit of both.
Ignore ....
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
I'm supercalifargilisticexpialidocious
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
We'll always sound precautious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious I was ....
Take It Back
Let's go to the place where the food is really good
and my order's understood and they won't drown my food, yeah!
Get ....
The Rodge
all you people gather 'round
and get together
no more sitting on
your booty
party people it's your duty
you know what i mean
tell ....
The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
When Humanity creates a hierarchy
Placing blowholes above anemones
When sovereign nations
have made it policy
Slaughter anything that goes with wasabe
In the food ....
Too Much Drama
Hot step moms and surrogate dads
It breaks my heart to see
him so sad
Lying alone in his room with a frown on
Reruns ....
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