That's Your Funeral lyrics
Artist Name - Oliver! soundtrack
Song Lyrics - That's Your Funeral
 Send Oliver! soundtrack "That's Your Funeral" Ringtones to your Cell  MR. BUMBLE (spoken) Liberal terms, Mr. Sowerberry...Liberal terms? Three pounds! SOWERBERRY (spoken) Well, as a matter of fact, I was needing a boy.... MR. BUMBLE He's a born undertaker's mute. I can see him in his black silk suit. Following behind the funeral procession... With his features fixed in a suitable expression. There'll be horses with tall black plumes To escort us to the family tombs, With mourners In all corners Who've been taught to weep in tune. Then the coffin lined with satin. That's your funeral. MRS. SOWERBERRY That's your funeral. SOWERBERRY Large enough to wear your hat in. That's your funearl. MRS. SOWERBERRY That's your funeral. SOWERBERRY We're just here to glamourize you for that Endless sleep. MRS. SOWERBERRY AND SOWERBERRY You might just as well look fetching When you're six feet deep. MRS. SOWERBERRY At the wake we'll drink a toddy To the body beautiful. MR. SOWERBERRY That's your funeral. MRS. SOWERBERRY Not our funeral. BOTH That's your funeral. SOWERBERRY If you're fond of overeating That's your funeral. MRS. SOWERBERRY That's your funeral. SOWERBERRY Starve yourself by undereating That's your funeral. THE FUNERAL PROCESSION That's your funeral? MRS. SOWERBERRY Visualize the earth descending on you clod by clod. You can't come back when you're buried Underneath the ...sod. MRS. SOWERBERRY AND SOWERBERRY We will not reduce our prices. Keep your vices usable. SOWERBERRY That's your funeral. MRS. SOWERBERY Not our funeral. MRS. SOWERBERRY Not our funeral. ALL That's your funeral. MR. BUMBLE I don't think this song is funny. SOWERBERRY That's your funeral. MR. BUMBLE Here's the boy, now where's the money? SOWERBERRY That's your funeral. MR. BUMBLE That's your funeral. SOWERBERRY We don't harbour thoughts macabre, There's no need to frown. MRS. SOWERBERRY AND SOWEBERRY In the end we'll either burn you up or nail you down. We love coughs and wheezes And diseases called incurable. That's your funeral. No one else's funeral. SOWERBERRY That's your... MRS. SOWEBERRY That's your... BOTH Funeral! |
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Finale
COMPANY Food, glorious food! Hot sausage and mustard! While we're in the
mood Cold jelly and custard! Pease pudding and saveloys "What next?" is the ....
Reviewing The Situation (Reprise)
FAGIN Can somebody change? It's possible. Maybe it's strange... But it's possible.
All my dearest companions and treasures -- I've left 'em behind... I'll turn ....
London Bridge
NANCY (spoken) Bill! Let him go, Bill! For pity's sake, let him
go! Why do you look at me like that, Bill? SIKES (spoken) Give ....
As Long As He Needs Me (Reprise)
MR. BROWNLOW (spoken) Who is this man? Perhaps we can... NANCY (spoken)
No! We can't! Whatever else I do, I won't turn on him! MR. ....
Oliver (Reprise)
WIDOW CORNEY (spoken) We must retrieve that boy, Mr. Bumble. MR. BUMBLE
(spoken) We must indeed ma'am. We must indeed. BOTH (sung) Oliver! Oliver! WIDOW ....
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FAGIN A man's got a heart, hasn't he? Joking apart -- hasn't
he? And tho' I'd be the first one to say that I wasn't ....
It's A Fine Life (Reprise)
SIKES (spoken) Tell 'em all about us would you? NANCY (spoken) No,
I won't stand by and see it done, Bill! FAGIN (spoken) Why Nancy, ....
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ROSE SELLER Who will buy my sweet red roses? Two blooms for
a penny. Who will buy my sweet red roses? Two blooms for a ....
Where Is Love (Reprise)
MRS. BEDWIN Where is love? Does it fall from skies above? Is
is underneath the willow tree That you've been dreaming of? Where is she... ....
My Name
SIKES Strong men tremble when they hear it! They've got cause enough
to fear it! It's much blacker than they smear it! Nobody mentions... My ....
Oom-Pah-Pah
CHAIRMAN (spoken) Ladies and gentlemen, brethren and sinners all! I call upon
our Goddess of the Virtues to give us her well known rendition of ....
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DODGER Line up! BOYS Line up! DODGER Single file! BOYS Single file!
Slope arms Left...left Right...right...Ol! Ol! FAGIN You can go, But be back soon ....
I'd Do Anything
NANCY (formally) (spoken) So, how's it go then Dodger? It's all "bowin'"
and "'hats off"... DODGER (formally) (spoken) And "Don't let your petticoats go dangling ....
Rum Tum Tum
FAGIN (spoken) Just do everything you see Dodger and Charlie do. Make
'em your models, my dear -- especially Dodger -- He's going to be ....
You've Got To Pick-A-Pocket Or Two
FAGIN (spoken) You see, Oliver... (sung) In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts I'm afraid these don't grow on trees, You've ....
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