| Author/date |
Message |
ddg
msg #1
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this is gonna be the longest comedy convo EVER! i’ll go first...
Q:what drug did the butt take?
A: CRACK! |
FUCKUALL
msg #2
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lol.
Knock knock
whos there
monster
ha ha ha
ha ha ha |
ddg
msg #3
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Q.what did the doctor say to the man wearing cling film?
A. "I can clearly see your nuts!" |
<Nami>
msg #4
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^ Huh? cling film? |
FUCKUALL
msg #5
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A man goes to the DR. The DR says "I have good news and bad news" the man says "well whats the bad news?" THe DR says "You have 2 days to live." The mman says, "Well whats the bad news?" the DR responds "I for got to call you yesterday." |
ddg
msg #6
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a boy raised his hand in class. "Miss, i need the toilet!" The teacher said: "First, say the alphebet,"
boy: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z" the teacher said "Where’s your P?" The boy replied "It’s running down my leg miss!" |
<Nami>
msg #7
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xDDDD I heard that before |
FUCKUALL
msg #8
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lol.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. i dont have one. |
#1MCRFANx33
msg #9
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a priest and a rabbi are playing mini golf. the rabbi misses and says "damn it i missed!" the priest says "rabbi, you shouldnt talk that way, or god will punish you greatly." on the next hole, the rabbi misses again and says "damn it i missed!" The priest says "rabbi, if you talk that way one more time god will strike you with a bolt of lightning". on the next hole, the rabbi misses yet again, and says "damn it i missed!" the priest says "rabbi i warned you, god strike this man with a bolt of lightning!" God throws a bolt of lightning at the rabbi, misses, and hits the priest, he says "Damn it i missed!"
ha my brother told me that one[x |
<Nami>
msg #10
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Lollll |
ddg
msg #11
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Q: what did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: "Bet you can’t pick up thoes sticks with your trunk!" |
ddg
msg #12
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what did the constipated mathematic do?
he got out a pencil and worked it out! |
Merghan
msg #13
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*thinks*
A man is sitting in a bar, looking sad. so the barman says "What’s up?"
The man says "My son just said he was gay."
The man then comes back to the bar a week later, with the same expression. So the barman asks him again. The man replies "My other son just told me he was gay."
The next week, the man is back again. The barman says "Goodness, doesn’t anybody in your house like a bit of fanny?!"
The man replies calmly, "Yes. My wife apparently." |
FUCKUALL
msg #14
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2 drunk dudes where walking home from a party. The 1st one sees dog shit on the ground and says "Look, it’s ice cream!" The 2nd one says "No, dumbass thats shit.... wait let me check." He takes his finer and sticks it in the poop and licks his finger (this goes on) On the last lick, the snd guy says, "Its ice cream..... nah, it’s was dog shit." The 1st guy says "Oh, well good thing we didn’t step in it." |
FUCKUALL
msg #15
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lol, Merghan |
<Nami>
msg #16
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XD |
FUCKUALL
msg #17
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,___,
[O.o]
/)__) <----- lovin’ the little owl.
-"--"- |
FUCKUALL
msg #18
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(/__/)
(o’.’o)- Pikachu
(’’)_(’’) |
ddg
msg #19
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two men walk into a bar,
you would have thought the second would have ducked! |
Raymond
msg #20
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The first one isn’t funny, ddg. My mom’s in rehab right now. I never lived with hr, and last year, I doged a bullet becaus I almost became like her... I actully think I’m stupeder now that thoses drugs are loged in my bain and spinel cord... |
Raymond
msg #21
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Q: what do you do when lady Ga ga is pissing you off?
A: Poke Her Face. |
ddg
msg #22
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A duck eats in a resterant, he eats his food and gets ready to leave. The waiter comes up to him, hands him a mirror and says; "Would you like to see your bill, sir?" |
FUCKUALL
msg #23
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these didn’t help. I feel shit-ish. That isn’t a word, but I really don’t give a fuck |
<Nami>
msg #24
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I feel like shit too thanks to my so-called-friend. |
#1MCRFANx33
msg #25
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is it just me or is everyone on this website always really upset? i mean not saying thats any of your guys’s fault im usually pretty upset too... |
Raymond
msg #26
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I’m not upset. Onlly a little bit. But that’s because My grandmother’s really sick, the doctors say she shouldn’t have even lasted this long. |
Raymond
msg #27
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But you guys don’ want to hear about my problems. |
#1MCRFANx33
msg #28
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aw sorry bout your grandma :[
im sad because i just found out im getting a D in history D: |
Raymond
msg #29
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I got a D in history last year, not so sure about this year. All I know is I get an A in PE. |
#1MCRFANx33
msg #30
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i dont even get an A in gym because i lose participation points for standing around talking to people |
