Santa Got Stoned At Christmas lyrics
Artist Name - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Song Lyrics - Santa Got Stoned At Christmas
 Send Kevin Bloody Wilson "Santa Got Stoned At Christmas" Ringtones to your Cell  Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone with Santa A happy Christmas high Santa was stoned at Christmas time And, so was I Thought I'd stopped believin' in Santa Untill last Christmas night I was havin' a quiet little cone on me own When I looked up into the sky I saw this sleigh comin' outta controle Headin' straight for my place Crashed and burned in my backyard Woah Santa was off his face Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone with Santa A happy Christmas high Santa was stoned at Christmas time And, so was I Yeah Santa was wrecked a total mess When he dropped in outta the blue In a bettered old sled full of whacky way And six bent reindeer too Now you might think That I'm makin' this up But you can think what you like Santa was stoned at Christmas time And so was I Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone with Santa A happy Christmas high Santa was stoned at Christmas time And, so was I Yeah Santa was ripped at Christmas Shit faced maggotted stoned And When I helped him untagle his reindeer He offered me a cone Well then I strapped him back In that battered old sled N'after one more toke of the bong And a crack of the whip and a 'Come you bastards' Santa Clause was gone Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone with Santa A happy Christmas high Santa was stoned at Christmas time And, so was I 'Come you bastards' Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone with Santa A happy Christmas high Santa was stoned at Christmas time And, so was I Yeah, Santa was stoned at Christmas time And so was I |
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Santa Got Stoned At Christmas
Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's
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That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone ....
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Santa Got Stoned At Christmas
Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's
he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone ....
New Christmas Song
Christmas Song Hey Santa claus you cunt! Where's me fucking
bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I ....
Tattoo Of Santa
He was a rebel And an outlaw And an outcast But i
never saw him do nobody harm The rumour was he'd spent some ....
Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go,
did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word cunt in ....
Do Ya Fuck On First Dates
Kev's Courting Song. Blown to much of me time Buyin' Dinner and
Wine And me money on flowers and lollies Only to find That what's ....
Kevin Bloody Wilson The Kid
the kid Fist time he ever had shoes on very first day
at school and the sweat young teacher straight from college her first day ....
Grandad's Got A Stiffy
The old Bastard lay sprawled on the nursin home floor he'd been
wankin an fell out of his chair, An as he fell on ....
Dilligaf
I'm the sorta' bloke that would like to think that if i
could go back in time, henry an banjo an even ned kelly would ....
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Shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a mouldy mango twist Reflection like
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