New Christmas Song lyrics
Artist Name - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Song Lyrics - New Christmas Song
 Send Kevin Bloody Wilson "New Christmas Song" Ringtones to your Cell  Christmas Song Hey Santa claus you cunt! Where's me fucking bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like. I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike. If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked. And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse! You've stuffed me bloody order up It's enough to make you spew And I'm not the only one who's snakey Me sisters dirty too! (female voice) Hey santa clause you cunt! Where's me fucking pram? You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am. 'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand I'll give you fucking ho ho ho You forgot me fucking pram (male voice) Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts! You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door And we'll say, yeah you wait for it Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright 'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike. You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out 'I saw mummy sucking santa clause' |
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Santa Got Stoned At Christmas
Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's
he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone ....
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Christmas Song Hey Santa claus you cunt! Where's me fucking
bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I ....
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He was a rebel And an outlaw And an outcast But i
never saw him do nobody harm The rumour was he'd spent some ....
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I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go,
did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word cunt in ....
Do Ya Fuck On First Dates
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Wine And me money on flowers and lollies Only to find That what's ....
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