Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day lyrics
Artist Name - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Song Lyrics - Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
 Send Kevin Bloody Wilson "Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day" Ringtones to your Cell  I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song ive had an absolute cunt of a day Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but i shit myself instead And the fucking misses going off her fucking head I've had an absolute cunt of a day and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse and skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing ive had an absolut cunt of a day I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song ive had an absolute cunt of a day No hot water had to take a cold shower scrubbing shit from every orifice took a fucking hour then fuck fuck fuck no fucking towels ive had an absolute cunt of a day pulling on me jeans and tripped broke me fucking nose and split me fucking lip got me cock caught in me fucking zip ive had an absolute cunt of a day I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song ive had an absolute cunt of a day then driving meself to the doctors busted and bleeding cock swollen and trobbing not a good time to get stopped by the cops ive had an absolute cunt of a day bastards didnt even let me explain just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no fucking phone call, no fucking bail! ive had an absolute cunt of a day I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song ive had an absolute cunt of a day so your honour thats how it is thats exactly how it started and how it ended all up here, and you fucking lot laugh and aint making it too easy ive had an absolute cunt of a day and im in too much fucking pain to plead and i dont give a fuck if you dont believe me just take me out the back and fucking shoot me please! ive had an absolute cunt of a day ive had an absolute cunt of a day everything that could go did go wrong, so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song ive had an absolute cunt of a day ive had an absolute cunt of a, just another one of them, ive had an absolute cunt of a day!!! |
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