Kevin Bloody Wilson lyrics |
 Send "Kevin Bloody Wilson" Ringtones to your Cell  Dilligaf I'm the sorta' bloke that would like to think that if i could go back in time, henry an banjo an even ned kelly would .... Do Ya Fuck On First Dates Kev's Courting Song. Blown to much of me time Buyin' Dinner and Wine And me money on flowers and lollies Only to find That what's .... Festival Of Light Ah, the Festival of Life is "in' to save my fuckin' soul They don't want me drinkin' piss or screwin' round no more .... Grandad's Got A Stiffy The old Bastard lay sprawled on the nursin home floor he'd been wankin an fell out of his chair, An as he fell on .... Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word cunt in .... Jacko Can't Get Up A fair dinkum ozzie football legend, Jacko was There weren't a man alive that didn't fear him on the footy ground because They'd seen him .... Kevin Bloody Wilson The Kid the kid Fist time he ever had shoes on very first day at school and the sweat young teacher straight from college her first day .... Living Next Door To Allan They came down from meekafella in a burnt out blue fj that farted and just shit itself in jutland parade right next door to bondy's .... New Christmas Song Christmas Song Hey Santa claus you cunt! Where's me fucking bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I .... Santa Got Stoned At Christmas Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone .... Supa Mega Fugly Shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a mouldy mango twist Reflection like a pizza With warts and marls and zits And just to even say .... Tattoo Of Santa He was a rebel And an outlaw And an outcast But i never saw him do nobody harm The rumour was he'd spent some .... The Local I just got back from the Local Had to try the local brew And I ran into the local gossip And I learned a .... You Cant Say Cunt In Canada You can't say "cunt" in Canada Saying "cunt's" not very nice at all No, you can't say "cunt" in Canada So we asked the sheilas .... Send "Kevin Bloody Wilson" Ringtones to your Cell |