(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs lyrics
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 Send Hairspray soundtrack "(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs" Ringtones to your Cell  TRACY Well, I brought my own '45s,' so if you put 'em on, I'll show you my stuff! LOU ANN Haven't you already shown us enough? {The Council Girls snicker.) VELMA Oh my god How times have changed This girl's either blind Or completely deranged Ah, but time seemed to halt When i was 'Miss Baltimore Crabs' Childhood dreams For me were cracked When that damn shirley temple Stole my frickin' act But the crown's in the vault From when i won 'Miss Baltimore Crabs' Those poor runner-ups Might still hold some grudges They padded their 'cups' But i screwed the judges Those broads thought they'd win If a plate they would spin in their dance Not a chance! Cause i hit the stage Batons ablaze While belting high 'c's And preparing souffles! But that triple somersault Was how i clinched 'Miss Baltimore Crabs'! VELMA Proceed... TAMMY Are you scared we're on live? TRACY No, I'm sure i can cope! AMBER Well, this show isn't broadcast in... COUNCIL GIRLS ...Cinemascope! VELMA I never drank one chocolate malt No, no desserts for 'Miss Baltimore Crabs' SHELLEY How many sweaters do you own? TRACY Well, I'm sure I've got plenty Let's see, I have three...five?... Wait, I have twenty!! VELMA I would say 'oy gevalt' If i wasn't 'Miss Baltimore Crabs'! A tycoon i wed So cuddly and funny The old fart dropped dead But left tons of money So i bought this station VELMA & COUNCIL GIRLS So all of the nation Could see VELMA Baby amber and me! AMBER Do you dance like you dress? LINK Amber, there's no need to be cruel! VELMA Would you swim in an integrated pool? (The Council Members gasp.J TRACY I sure would. I'm all for integration, it's The New Frontier! VELMA Not in Baltimore it isn't! And may i be frank? First impressions can be tough And when i saw you, i knew it If your size weren't enough Your last answer just blew it! And so, my dear, so short and stout You'll never be 'in' VELMA & COUNCIL GIRLS So we're kicking you out! VELMA You can't get past me kid But it isn't your fault VELMA & COUNCIL MEMBERS It's hard to get rid of 'Miss Baltimore... VELMA ...Crabs!' You may go. TRACY Um... thank you? PENNY Gee Tracy, that went well! (Li'l Inez runs on.) LI'L INEZ Hello Ma'am, may I please audition? VELMA No, but you can bow and exalt! 'Cause i was 'Miss Baltimore... VELMA & THE COUNCIL MEMBERS ...Crabs'! Crabs, Crabs!!! |
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Big, Blonde And Beautiful
MOTORMOUTH Once upon a time Girl i was just like you Never
let my extra large Largesse shine through Hair was brown and nappy Never ....
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AMBER Tracy Turnblad, this is for you. They came from way far
out In outer space And with her help They may destroy the human ....
Good Morning Baltimore
TRACY Oh, oh, oh Woke up today Feeling the way i always
do Oh, oh, oh Hungry for something That i can't eat Then i ....
Good Morning Baltimore Reprise
TRACY Oh, oh, oh I'm all alone My heart has grown But
it's broken, too This morning Life was a Baltimore fairy tale Now i ....
I Can Hear The Bells
TRACY I can hear the bells PENNY Tracy, are you all right?
TRACY Well, don'tcha hear them chime? PENNY I don't hear anything. TRACY Can't ....
I Know Where I've Been
MOTORMOUTH There's a light In the darkness Though the night Is black
as my skin There's a light Burning bright Showing me the way But ....
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CORNY And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium... ...for the
first time ever on nationwide television... it's The Corny Collins Spectacular... COUNCIL GIRLS ....
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takes two Îîí.îîí, îîí, îîí.îîí, îîí Doo doo, wop! LINK They say it's ....
Mama, I'm A Big Girl Now
PRUDY Don't contradict me! VELMA Don't disobey me! EDNA Don't even think
about going to that audition. TRACY, PENNY & AMBER Please! MOMS No! 3 ....
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SEAWEED Hey Tracy, my mom is hosting a platter party up on
North Avenue. Wanna "check it out"? PENNY May i also "check it out? ....
The Big Dollhouse
WOMEN I gotta get out I gotta get out I gotta get
out How'd i get in this slammer This cooler This big dollhouse! MATRON ....
(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs
TRACY Well, I brought my own '45s,' so if you put 'em
on, I'll show you my stuff! LOU ANN Haven't you already shown us ....
The Nicest Kids In Town
CORNY Hey there, Teenage Baltimore! Don't change that channel! 'Cause it's time
for the Corny Collins Show! Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! CORNY ....
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TRACY Hey mama hey mama, Look around Everybody's groovin' to a brand
new sound Hey mama hey mama, Follow me 1 know something's in you ....
Without Love
SEAWEED (climbing in Penny's window) Psst Penny! What happened?! PENNY (strapped into
bed) My mother's punishing me for going to jail without permission! SEAWEED Well, ....
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