Ass Like That lyrics
Artist Name - Eminem
Song Lyrics - Ass Like That
 Send Eminem "Ass Like That" Ringtones to your Cell  The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da doing doing doing I don't believe it Its almost too good to be true I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da doing doing doing The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer She shakin that ass to da new nelly jams I think someones at the door but I don't think Im'a answer Police saying 'freeze' Da doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being I have needs I'm not done, not until I'm finished peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me Do not treat me like a murderer I just like to pee, pee pee yes I make R&B I sing song, it go ringy chong ah ching chong chong chong ching. Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid If I offend I'm sorry please please forgive For I am Triumph the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I say and you will love it The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da doing doing doing Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting Nick, I ain't ever seen a ass like that Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes Da doing doing doing Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now there getting older there starting to grow bum bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying 'freeze' Da doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Geez, I just got my seat I have ticket look, I put it away, my zipper zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theatre please I did not even get to see Mary Kate shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or to make a great big scene And don't treat me like im Pee-Wee Herman, this movie is PG Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simply plea innocent, cop a plea and be free Free yes free right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael he is too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz there's a puppet on my hand The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da doing doing doing Hillary Duff is not quite old enough So I aint never seen a butt like that Maybe next year ill say ass and she'll make my pee pee go Da doing doing doing doing The way she moves she dances like a go go In that video she sings 'get out you bozo. I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is Jojo' Police saying 'freeze' Da doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys to my ranch I just made cookies Mr. Officer, lookie take a whiff of these Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, Pee on the radio, but I think I did Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit Psych I joke I joke, I kid I kid I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick Get to the chopper everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Arnold get out! The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da doing doing doing So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please I aint never seen a ass like that Cuz the way you move it You make my pee pee go Da doing doing doing |
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We As Americans
[Eminem singing] There's an intruder in my house He cut my
phone-lines can't dial out I scream for police but I doubt They're gonna ....
Just Lose It
{Intro:} Okay.. Guess who's back... back again Shady's back, tell a friend
whaaaaaaaaa Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to ....
Mosh
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands One nation under God Indivisible ....
Big Weenie
I dont under stand why are you being so mean your a
mean mean man. your are just jealous of me because you , you ....
Evil Deeds
Lord please forgive me for what I do For I know not
what I've done [Chorus] Father please forgive me for I know not what ....
Mockingbird
(Intro Spoken) I know sometimes, things may not always make sense to
you right now, but hey, what did daddy always tell you? Straigten up ....
Ass Like That
The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never
seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my ....
Rain Man
Dre (Em) Yeah (Definately, definately, definately, definately definately K-mart) Yeah. (fart) Eminem
(Dr. Dre): You find me offensive? I find you offensive For finding me ....
Puke
*speuing* there i go, thinkin of u again you dont know how
sick you make me you make me fuckin sick to my stomach everytime ....
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and..... your probably not going to be surprised but er....michal jackson is extreamly ....
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