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 Send "Dead Kennedys" Ringtones to your Cell  A Child And His Lawnmower Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court He shot his lawnmower It disobeyed, it wouldn't start Might makes right, it's the American wayR They .... A Commercial Have we got a telethon for you coming soon on MTV! A rockin' bankroll extravaganza featuring all your vigilante rock stars! Sammy Hagar:Sylvester Stallone:Clint Eastwood. .... A Growing Boy Needs His Lunch In lonely gas stations with mini-marts You'll find rows of them for sale Liquor-filled statues of Elvis Presley Drink like a vampire His disciples flock .... Anarchy For Sale Step right up folks Anarchy for sale! T-shirts only 10 dollars Badges only 3.50 I nicked the design, never asked the band I never listen .... At My Job If your machine might slip a gear Push this button to help it clear Your time card says your name's Joe But we'll call you .... Big Bad Wolf - Satanic Surfers There's nothing wrong with having dreams and trying to fullfill them, 'cause there's no easy answers, life's a never ending lesson. Never know what's around .... Bleed For Me You've been hanging 'round With an enemy of the state Come with me to the building That no-one stops to watch [Chorus] C'mon bleed C'mon .... Buzzbomb Buzzbomb Buzzbomb Macho-mobile The road's my slave That's how I feel I cruise alone I cruise real far I don't love you I love my .... Buzzbomb From Pasadena Buzzbomb buzzbomb macho-mobile The road's my slave, that's how I feel I cruise alone, I cruise real far Shoo young punk! I love my car .... California Uber Alles I am Governor Jerry Brown My aura smiles And never frowns Soon I will be president Carter power will soon go away I will be .... Cesspools In Eden Poison is bubbling Beneath your dreamhome Buried there years before Kid runs in crying From playing in the garden "Mommy, I burned my hands!" "What's .... Chemical Warfare Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits Been sitting there for years I'm gonna have .... Chicken Farm Another rainy morning mingling at the market Bartering for food for another day Rifle shots ring out behind the crumbling buildings Executions have begun Sprawled .... Chickenshit Conformist Punk's not dead It just deserves to die When it becomes another stale cartoon A close-minded, self-centered social club Ideas don't matter It's who you .... Dead End Once I had a close friend I knew him for quite a while He seemed alright to me We had this deal together Tied up .... Dear Abby Dear Abby, Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It's important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. .... Do The Slag Have you heard about the latest craze That's sweepin' across the nation All the punks from coast to coast Have discovered an old invention: "Your .... Dog Bite Dog bite On my leg Not right Supposed to beg Daily to the filling station Underwater navigation Oh Oh Oh .... Drug Me I don't want to think Don't make me care I wanna melt in with the group I need the balls To leap out of my .... Fleshdunce We're world industry's thoughtlords The entertainment wing We keep you all in line By fixing your free will Surround you with pop fantasies Just slightly .... Forest Fire No junk food, just earthly goods I ate weird berries in the woods Now I'm seeing colors, I'm getting higher I think I'll start a .... Forward To Death I don't need your way of life I can't stand your attitudes I can do without your strife I don't need this fucking world I .... Funland At The Beach Sunny Sunday at the amusement park See the fat kids spill their pop Oh babe-lots of flags and balloons But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last .... Gone With My Wind Wake up! Get down here quick! The president's had too much to drink His days of power are about gone He's been talking to paintings .... Goons Of Hazzard Happy hour belongs to America's best-loved thugs Here comes the 4-wheel prosthetic penises Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers We couldn't .... Government Flu We got a drug We're gonna try it out on you Won't make you die It'll getcha just a little bit sick [Chorus] Got a .... Halloween So it's Halloween And you feel like dancin' And you feel like shinin' And you feel like letting loose Whatcha gonna be Babe, you better .... Hellnation Hellnation's when they teach us Profiting from greed Hellnation's what they give us Coke, heroin & speed Hellnation's when they tell you You gotta go .... Holiday In Cambodia So you been to school for a year or two And you know you've seen it all In daddy's car thinkin' you'll go far Back .... Hop With The Jet Set I say, come on! To pleasures unknown Where we fly to when we are all bored C'mon for the ride And hop with the jet .... Hyperactive Child I'm tired of kissin' ass I can't sit still all day You know I know your school's a lie That's why you dragged me here .... I Am The Owl I am your plumber No I never went away I still bug your bedrooms And pick up everything you say It can be a boring .... I Fought The Law Drinkin' beer in the hot sun I fought the law and I won I fought the law and I won I needed sex and I .... I Fought The Law (And I Won) Drinkin' beer in the hot sun I fought the law and I won I needed sex and I got mine I fought the law and .... I Kill Children I kill children I love to see them die I kill children And make their mamas cry Crush 'em under my car I wanna hear .... I Spy You look at me from the back of the room All I see is a bumbling buffoon Head down like you don't see much Until .... Ill In The Head In a desperate mind Little gardens grow They grow very wide They grow very tall Why am I alive Urban Wonderland By the fence I .... In-Sight Who's that kid in the back of the room Who's that kid in the back of the room He's setting all his papers on fire .... Jesus Was A Terrorist Jesus was a terrorist Enemy of the state That's what the Romans labeled him So he was put to death .... Jock-O-Rama You really like gorillas We've got just the pet for you It's the way you're forced to act To survive our schools Make your whole .... Kepone Factory I finally found a job in a paper Movin' barrels at a chemical plant There's shiny-looking dust on my fingers Goin' up my nose and .... Kill The Poor Efficiency and progress is ours once more Now that we have the Neutron bomb It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done Away .... Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'Round Greetings:This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States We have a problem. The companies want something done about this .... Let's Lynch The Landlord The Landlord's here to visit They're blasting disco down below Sez, "I'm doubling up the rent Cos the building's condemned You're gonna help me buy .... Life Sentence You used to be a partner in crime Now you say you ain't got the time Gotta get serious, gotta plan Gotta pass those entrance .... M.T.V.-Get Off The Air Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair Flame up the herb Woof down the beer [click!] Hi I'm your video DJ I always talk like .... Macho Insecurity Name one thing on earth lower than a tough guy Who talks with his fists instead of using his head Who beats the shit out .... Marijuana Mother Fucker Mara…Marijuana Mara…Marijuana I like Marijuana You Like Marijuana We Like Marijuana to Up against the wall mother fucker Up against the wall mother fucker Up .... Moon Over Marin The crowded future stings my eyes I still find time to exercise In uniform with two white stripes Unlock my section of the sand It's .... Moral Majority You call yourself the Moral Majority We call ourselves the people in the real world Trying to rub us out, but we're going to survive .... Nazi Punks Fuck Off Punk ain't no religious cult Punk means thinking for yourself You ain't hardcore cos you spike your hair When a jock still lives inside your .... Night Of The Living Rednecks Ray's guitar broke. No, we won't play Rawhide, won't play anything. We'll play the theme from the Dinah Shore show. Who wants to be Dinah .... One-Way Ticket To Pluto Get ready for the Blast Off! And don't forget the Hype! We're going into space. Distinguished scientists A pesky senator And monkey turds leaking from .... Plastic Jesus Well I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I got my plastic Jesus, Riding on the dashboard of my car. Through all .... Police Truck Tonight's the night that we got the truck We're goin' downtown gonna beat up drunks Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer It's the .... Pull My Strings I'm tired of self respect I can't afford a car I wanna be a prefab superstar I wanna be a tool Don't need no soul .... Rambozo The Clown Got a deadly toy To brainwash your boy An egocentric muscle thug Kicks butt on screen like a brat outa hell Bullshitter in the Indochina .... Rawhide God damn, well let's do a tune called Rawhide, okay God damn tape's rollin', let's go Let's move 'em out 1, 2, 3, 4 Rolin' .... Religious Vomit [Chorus] All religions make me wanna throw up All religions make me sick All religions make me wanna throw up All religions suck They all .... Riot Rioting-the unbeatable high Adrenalin shoots your nerves to the sky Everyone knows this town is gonna blow And it's all gonna blow right now:. Now .... Saturday Night Holocaust There's a prefab building and a funny smell Around the hill outside of town Every now and then we wonder But we shrug our shoulders .... Short Songs I like short songs [Repeat 13 times] .... Shrink If only people could shrink Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded Bring ourselves down to size There'd be so much more food to go 'round .... Soup Is Good Food We're sorry But you're no longer needed Or wanted Or even cared about here Machines can do a better job than you This is what .... Stars And Stripes Of Corruption Finally got to Washington in the middle of the night I couldn't wait I headed straight for the Capitol Mall My heart began to pound .... Stealing People's Mail We ain't going to the party We ain't going to the game We ain't going to the disco Ain't gonna cruise down main We're stealing .... Straight A's Sixteen, on the honor roll I wish that I was dead Parents hate me, I got zits And bruises 'round my head Pressure's on to .... Take This Job And Shove It Take this job and shove it I ain't working here no more I will not get all the pieces I've been working for Paper cups, .... Terminal Preppie I go to college That makes me so cool I live in a dorm And show off by the pool I join the right clubs .... The Great Wall Great Wall of China It's so big it's seen from outer space Put there to keep starving neighbors Locked outside the gates What's changed today .... The Man With The Dogs I am no one But I'm well known For I am the Man with the Dogs I stare at you shopping Watch while you're walking .... The Prey You're from out of town I can tell that by your shoes Flew in for the convention Getting tipsy in a bar You're leaving pretty .... This Could Be Anywhere (This Could Be Everywhere) Cold concrete apartments Rise up from wet black asphalt Below them a few carcasses Of the long gone age of privacy It takes a scary .... Too Drunk To Fuck Went to a party I danced all night I drank 16 beers And I started up a fight But now I am jaded You're out .... Triumph Of The Swill Life can only get better All you need to do is fall in love Everyone else has fun but you Buy that fun you'll fit .... Trust Your Mechanic TV invents a disease You think you have So you buy our drugs And soon you depend on them Pain is in your mind Gotcha .... Viva Las Vegas Twilight City gonna set my soul It's gonna set my soul on fire Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn So get .... We've Got A Bigger Problem Now Last call for alcohol. Last call for your freedom of speech. Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law. Don't forget our house special, .... Well Paid Scientist You're a well paid scientist You only talk in facts You know you're always right 'Cause you know how to prove it step by step .... When Ya Get Drafted Are you believing the morning papers War is coming back in style There's generals here, advisors there And Russians nibbling everywhere The chessboard's filling up .... Winnebago Warrior Roughin' it in the great outdoors Guidebooks tell us where to go Winnebago Warrior Slow down traffic climbing hills 30 gallons to the mile Honey, .... Your Emotions Your mommy told you this And your daddy told you that Always think like this And never do that You learned so many feelings But .... Send "Dead Kennedys" Ringtones to your Cell |