If That Ain't Country lyrics
Artist Name - David Alan Coe
Song Lyrics - If That Ain't Country
 Send David Alan Coe "If That Ain't Country" Ringtones to your Cell  Recitation: THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS HE GOT SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS THE REST HE GOT WORKING' ON OLD JUNK CARS IN THE DAYTIME THEY LOOKED LIKE TOMBSTONES IN OUR YARD AND I NEVER SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T TIRED AND MEAN HE SOLD USED PARTS TO MAKE ENDS MEET COVERED WITH GREASE FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS FEET CUSSING' THE SWEAT AND THE TEXAS HEAT AND skeeterz AND THE NEIGHBORS SAID WE LIVED LIKE HICKS BUT THEY BRUNG THEIR CARS FOR PA TO FIX ANYHOW HE WAS VETERAN-PROUD, TRIED AND TRUE HE'D FOUGHT TILL HIS HEART WAS BLACK AND BLUE DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE'D MADE IT THROUGH THE HARD TIMES HE BOUGHT OUR HOUSE ON THE G.I. BILL BUT IT WASN'T WORTH ALL HE HAD TO KILL TO GET IT HE DRANK PEARL IN A CAN AND JACK DANIELS BLACK CHEWED TOBACCO FROM A MAIL POUCH SACK HAD AN OLD DOG THAT WAS TRAINED TO ATTACK SOMETIMES HE'D GET DRUNK AND MEAN AS A RATTLESNAKE AND THERE WASN'T TOO MUCH THAT HE WOULD TAKE FROM A STRANGER THERE WERE THIRTEEN KIDS AND A BUNCH OF DOGS A HOUSE FULL OF CHICKENS AND A YARD FULL OF HOGS I SPENT THE SUMMERTIME CUTTING' UP LOGS FOR THE WINTER TRYING' LIKE THE DEVIL TO FIND THE LORD WORKING' LIKE A NIGGER FOR MY ROOM AND BOARD COAL-BURIN' STOVE, NO NATURAL GAS IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIR LIP THE POPE IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY, AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS RECITATION: MAMA SELLS EGGS AT A GROCERY STORE MY OLDEST SISTER IS A FIRST-RATE WHORE DAD SAYS SHE CAN'T COME HOME ANYMORE AND HE MEANS IT MA JUST SITS AND KEEPS HER SILENCE SISTER, SHE LEFT 'CAUSE DAD GOT VIOLENT AND HE KNOWS IT MAMA SHE'S OLD FAR BEYOND HER TIME FROM CHOPPING TOBACCO AND I'VE SEEN HER CRYING' WHEN BLOOD STARTED FLOWING' FROM HER CALLOUSED HAND AND IT HURT ME SHE'D JUST KEEP WORKING' TRYING' TO HELP THE OLD MAN TO THE END OF ONE ROW AND BACK AGAIN LIKE ALWAYS SHE'S BEEN THROUGH HELL SINCE JUNIOR WENT TO JAIL WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT SHE AIN'T NEVER FAILED TO GET DOWN ON HER KNEES AND PRAY BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM TOLD ALL THE NEIGHBORS HE WAS OFF IN THE WAR FIGHTING' FOR FREEDOM, HE'S GOOD TO THE CORE AND SHE'S PROUD NOW OUR PLACE WAS A GRAVEYARD FOR AUTOMOBILES AT THE END OF THE PORCH THERE WAS FOUR STACKS OF WHEELS AND TIRES FOR SALE FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO CASH THERE WAS FIFTY HOLES IN AN OLD TIN ROOF ME AND MY FAMILY WE WAS LIVING' PROOF THE PEOPLE WHO FORGOT ABOUT POOR WHITE TRASH AND IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIR LIP THE POPE IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY, AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS I'M THINKING TONIGHT OF MY BLUE EYES CONCERNING THE GREAT SPECKLED BIRD I DIDN'T KNOW GOD MADE HONKY-TONK ANGELS AND WENT BACK TO THE WILD SIDE OF LIFE |
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my
pocket stuffed with welfare checks, and i could sit on my big black ....
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rollin' my homegrown
smokin' a big bone
lookit that ganja, covered with
oil
usin' my tweezers, got pot in the freezer
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'59 Cadillac '57 Chevrolet
Standin' on the corner watchin' all the girls go by Drinkin' wine
and whiskey smokin' joints and stayin' high I was young and crazy and ....
Free My Mind
I'm a cosmic cowboy A big time player I like Pantera, Kid
Rock, and Slayer I like Ice-T the rapper I mean When it comes ....
If That Ain't Country
Recitation: THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS HE GOT
SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS THE REST HE GOT WORKING' ON ....
The Devil Went Down To Jamaica
The devil went to Jamaica, he was lookin' to sell some weed,
he was doin' fine, they were standin' in line, it was excellent weed ....
Canteen Of Water
By J. Bolotin HE CARRIES HIS IDS AND HIS BOOKS BOUND IN
LEATHER AND A CHANGE OF CLOTHING AND A PICTURE OF ANNA WHEN SHE ....
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STOP HEAVEN KNOWS ARM IN ARM CHEEK TO CHEEK WHOSE TO BLAME? HAND ....
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Chorus: TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT/ I AINT WORKIN HERE NO
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Waylon, Willie And Me
I was thumbin' back from Montgomery with a guitar on my back
When a stranger pulled up beside me in an antique Cadillac. Well, he ....
Damn I Wish Iwas A Nigger
if i was a nigger...i could drive a cadillac with class my
pocket stuffed with welfare checks, and i could sit on my big black ....
Marijuanaville
rollin' my homegrown smokin' a big bone lookit that ganja, covered with
oil usin' my tweezers, got pot in the freezer made a new pipe ....
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