Magical Mister Mistoffelees lyrics
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 Send Cats soundtrack "Magical Mister Mistoffelees" Ringtones to your Cell  TUGGER (spoken): You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees! The original conjuring cat-- (There can be no doubt about that!) Please listen to me and don't scoff; All his Inventions are off his own bat There's no such cat in the metropolis He holds all the patent monopolies For performing surprising illusions And creating eccentric confusions! (sings) The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mister Mistoffelees' conjuring turn MISTOFFELEES: Presto! CHORUS: And we all say, Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees TUGGER: He is quiet, he is small, he is black From the ears to the tip of his tail He can creep through the tiniest crack He can walk on the narrowest rail He can pick any card from a pack He is equally cunning with dice He is always deceiving you into believing That he's only hunting for mice He can play any trick with a cork Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste If you look for a knife or a fork And you think it is merely misplaced You have seen it one moment and then it's gone But you find it next week lying on the lawn! CHORUS: And we all say, Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees TUGGER: His manner is vague and aloof You would think there was nobody shyer But his voice has been heard on the roof When he was curled up by the fire And he's sometimes been heard by the fire When he was about on the roof At least we all heard that somebody purred Which is uncontestable proof of his singular magical powers And I've known the family to call him in from the garden for hours When he was asleep in the hall And not long ago this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hat! And we all say, Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees CHORUS: Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees (DANCE -- MISTOFFELEES) TUGGER: And not long ago this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hat! And we all say, Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees CHORUS: Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees TUGGER (spoken): Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the marvelous, magical Mr. Mistoffelees! Presto! |
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DEUTERONOMY: You've heard of several kinds of cat And my opinion now
is that You should need no interpreter to understand our character You've learned ....
The Journey To The Heaviside Layer
CHORUS: Up up up past the Russell Hotel Up up up up
to the heaviside layer Up up up past the Russell Hotel Up up ....
Memory
SILLABUB: Daylight, see the dew on the sunflower And a rose that
is fading Roses wither away Like the sunflower I yearn to turn my ....
Magical Mister Mistoffelees
TUGGER (spoken): You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees! The original conjuring cat--
(There can be no doubt about that!) Please listen to me and don't ....
Macavity
SOLO (spoken): Macavity! DEMETER: Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the hidden
paw For he's a master criminal who can defy the law He's the ....
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GEORGE: There's a whisper down the line at eleven thirty-nine When the night ....
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CHORUS: Growltiger was a bravo cat who travelled on a barge In
fact he was the roughest cat that ever roamed at large From Gravesend ....
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I ought to have told you before Is really Asparagus, but that's a ....
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Tottenham Court She flitted about the No Man's Land From "The Rising Sun" ....
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lived many lives in succession He was famous in proverb and famous in ....
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couple of cats As knockabout clowns, quick change comedians Tight-rope walkers and acrobats ....
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the door which opens on her like a grin You see the border ....
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