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A Lap Dance Is So Much Better
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that
night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It ....
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That
night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It ....
Along Comes Mary
Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone
calls on me And every now and then I spend my time at ....
Asleep At The Wheel
Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous Break curfew new trip ensues You never know
Bloodhounds just go Pack backpack up for down the road No change of ....
Boom
Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another
Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give ....
Coo Coo Ca Choo
Coo Coo Ca Choo Baby You That's What You Are You Are
A Hollywood Star You're The High Priestess By Far And You Know This ....
David Song
David look at yourself woops I forgot You can’t see because your
eye is not All in proportion it faces the left side Comin from ....
Discovery Channel
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there
are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you ....
Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
Ahoy, sissy! Whatcha got in your mouth sissy ....
Fire Water Burn
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, The roof, the
roof, the roof is on fire, The roof, the roof, the roof is ....
Go Down
Step Back Cause The Bass Is Fuzzin' Bloodhound Gang Bangs More Than
The Dirty Dozen Alley Oop Here Comes The Slam You Know Where I ....
Going Nowhere Slow
Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand
That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to ....
Hell Yeah
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeah ....
I Hope You Die
...You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some
guy the bird, He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve, In ....
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the ....
It's Tricky
This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock
a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go ....
Jackass
Jackass. I'm a Pimped out Jedi Knight, Obi-Wan meets Dolomite, Ben Kenobi
went and got himself a Pompador, These aren't the whores you're looking for ....
K.i.d.s. Incorporated
?? let's try again This time we're sloppy Like child birth! Where's
my fucking bass guitar? Everybody Look Around Hear The Sound Something Specials Gonna ....
Kids In America
Looking Out A Dirty Old Window Down Below The Cars In The
City Go Rushing By I Sit Here Alone And I Wonder Why Friday ....
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog, Cause your last
boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg, Well now you're seeing me but soon ....
Legend In My Spare Time
Ashes To Ashes And Funks To Funky Daddy Long Legs Is A
Mean Ass Honky And Jimmy Pop Ain't No Heiny Hobbit Gaybe Ain't No ....
Lift Your Head Up High
Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what ....
Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out! Do you
still go to raves, Do you think that Christ saves, Do you spend ....
Magna Cum Nada
Why try I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye"
Put away 'cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might ....
Mama Say
It Goes One Two Three When I'm Kicking Funky Lyrics I'm Busting
Up Vocabulary I Want You All To Hear It I'm Busting Up The ....
Mama's Boy
[Mother]: Hello Frank, [Jim:] Hello mother dear, [Mother:] Hi, what are you
doin', [Jim:] I'm trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina, [Mother:] ....
Mope
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that
ain't with us no mo. Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. Hell no, we gonna do ....
Nightmare At The Apollo
Haha, all right Apollo! Let's hear it one more time for mister,
Gary, Coleman! Whatcha talk about Willis That joke is funny everytime I hear ....
No Rest For The Wicked
I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor The Price Is White Right
And I'm Bob Barker This Is Your Brain On Drugs This Is Your ....
One Way
Jimmy Pop's Not Pooper Not A Pauper But A Popper And I
Got More Pop Than Orville Redenbacher I Gots More Gravy Than The Whole ....
Pacman On Crack
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa
that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, ....
RSVP
Ooh, that was creepy, I would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of
my own ass, or scour my boobies off with a rusty SLS pad, ....
Rang Dang
So Set Your Phasers On Kill If Ya Will So Catch The
Feeling Got Your Head A Pumping A Back And Forth Until It Hits ....
Reflections Of Remoh
The Blood Hounds records called One Fierce Beer Coaster And on the
front of the record theres a picture of a beer coaster So the ....
Relax, Don't Do It
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa
that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, ....
Right Turn Klyde
Times New Roman you know the type Calling me Public Enemy but
don't believe the hype Tough guy like the one in Star 80 wanna ....
Rip Taylor is God
Hey! Da dee dada dee da da This is Rip Taylor Hey
there sprinkle genies! Haha! Did you know that midgets make up a small ....
She Ain't Got No Legs
Yeah The First Time I Saw You Darling I Knew I Was
In Love Tell Her Daddy The Way You Took Your Wheelchair Up That ....
Shut Up
I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add
oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering ....
Take The Long Way Home
May I have your attention please May I have your attention please
Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide" He says live life at Benny Hill ....
That Cough Came With A Prize
Coughing.... ....
The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
Here Are The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey!!! Hit It Boys!
Get Away From ME! Can't You See, I'm Just Losing You!!! Aren't You ....
The Bad Touch
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there
are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you ....
The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I
just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass Write back as soon ....
The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
Excuse me, have you seen my wife's placenta ....
The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
A is for "Apple", B is for "Balloons", C is for "Crayons",
D is for "Drum", Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell, ....
The Roof Is On Fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, The roof, the
roof, the roof is on fire, The roof, the roof, the roof is ....
The Vagina Song
Some of them are hairy Some of them are bald Some are
kinda scary And this is what they're called Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! They call that ....
This Is Stupid
[...Some Stupid Due's Or Trio's Voice...] ....
Three Point One Four
My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be, Most likely
a dyke she just didn't excite me, Lefty Yeah but that was alright, ....
Turn Clyde
Times New Roman you know the type Calling me Public Enemy, but
don't believe the hype Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna ....
We Are the Knuckleheads
Who's The Knuckleheads We Are The Knuckleheads [X4] If You Would Be
The Peanut Butter Then I Would Play The Jelly I'll Peel Apart Your ....
We Like Meat
Hey, look at all that meat, ain't she the bitter end ....
Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me
Why is everbody always pickin' on me The morn' that I was
born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause ....
Yellow Fever
Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to
see me? Let me take you back to the day that I met ....
You're pretty when I'm drunk
One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin' Kayjees On The Hi-Fi ....
Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
Yea well I sing like an amputee though Why Cause can't hold
a note can't cary a tune Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie ....
Yummy Down On This
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on Yummy down on
yummy down on this down on Yummy down on yummy down on this ....
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