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32 Fuetes
Okay, trivia question #152. Name the ballet in which the principal lead
dancer, female, does 32 fuetes. I'm expecting an answer from you. I already ....
Alcohol Is The Root
I know this is gonna sound...kinda bad, but I really have to
say, and this is kinda what I believe, alcohol is the root of ....
Alcoholor Comedy
My life was Comedy. Quitting drinking was the easiest thing I've ever
done. I have never looked back. I simply cannot understand why the hell ....
All You Ever Do
All you ever do is complain Some trivial event has you in
agony again Why stay so full of frustration When all you need to ....
Alphabet Poem
anxiety breathless cunt damn excitement fucking goodness heaven interesting jitters kitten love
mine never open pussy quite restless stay this understanding vitality willing xcuses yes ....
Any Day Now
anyday, now... it's gonna start - my real life. and anyday, now:
everything is gonna be all right... anyday, now: life's gonna get real good. ....
Anything
i used to follow you and your friends to the ice rink
the back of your skidoo made me all wet (from snow) you'd pat ....
Back In The Day
Verse 1:
Yo-o-o-oh...
The dude over there looks like he's in
the headlining band
We better be nice to him, and maybe he'll let ....
Calling All
Calling all sexual predators! Calling all sexual predators! Come to Canada and
rape! Come to Canada and rape! Three to fiiive, three to fiiive, three ....
Canadians
Canadians Jim Carrey is a Canadian K.d Lang is a Canadian Martin
Short is a Canadian Pierre Trudeau is a Canadian Micheal J. Fox is ....
Choking On The Truth
Sucking on a sucker running down the alley away from worthlessness. It's
dusk. The lovely, pink sky eggs me on. Thinking of you, I roll ....
Chotee
i was just outa high school in my first band: i married
my drummer. our love was grand. i thought it was forever - 'til ....
Dawn
For you I'm a good for nothing woman: Red lips, red leaves.
Fall on my knees like autumn. I miss cigarettes every single day of ....
Dress
On the t.v. Rosanne is all upset because she has to go
to some dumb party with Dan and she has absolutely nothing to wear ....
Eine Tasse Tee
all right this is my poem it's called eine tasse tee are
you ready? all right! one of my dogs ate the feces of a ....
Factory Hot Rod
You're a goddamn factory hot rod Everything about you is premeditated You're
really loud and you're really fast You're hung soo proud but…will ya last? ....
Gig Tits
Cursed nightmare Beaming headlights No help for them, no hope for them
Jumping, bouncing, black - eye giving Not a sport Supoort Fuck all will ....
Goodbye
Smoke another cigarette and think about what to do. Don't think you're
gonna like to hear this But I'm not coming home to you. I ....
Half A Day A Week
I have found a lack of sympathy for my chemically dependent brothers
and sisters. It disturbs me, my eye-rolling attitude. I search through my studies ....
Hold On
Baby, I'm angry. Baby, I'm scared. We're living in a dark time.
And nobody cares. Baby, I'm tired. Life isn't fair. You are the only ....
I Died
2:30 pm, i jumped off the welfare wagon to meet you for
lunch. you sit like a thai princess: cold and captivating. you divulge your ....
I Love Myself Today
You left me like a broken doll In pieces as I took
the fall for you, you dumb chump! You left me free-falling like space ....
I'm Yer Peer
I'm yer peer, don't cha get it? I'm yer peer, or else
forget it I'm yer peer, won't take my clothes off for you You ....
If I
have you heard da news, today i left you in the dust,
and that's where you'll stay. you never mattered anyway. you don't really know ....
Infected Tattoo
okay already: i'm here to tell you i'm having yet another shitty
day. i swear, sometimes my shitty days run into each other giving me ....
Insomnia
I have recently graduated from light sleeper to insomniac, and quite frankly
I find it startling. I lie there, staring at the dark ceiling, and ....
Intro
spoken word: have ya heard what's it all mean what does it
really mean what is it what exactly is it: is it poetry is ....
Isabelle
Me and Nina were just kinda of walking around, you know? It
smelled like wet leaves, felt like autumn, my favourite time of year. Even ....
Leader
Get offa me! Away from me! Get me outa here! Don't follow
me! Don't bother me! I'm no leader. What's wrong with you I wash ....
Lifeline
you live so far away from me, fate brought you into my
world, and then one night your eyes were burning through my soul, now ....
Lucky
it was a monday, when my lover told me, "never pay the
reaper with love only." what could i say to you, except, "i love ....
Metal Queen
Metal Queen I've never been Or a punker chick Often heard but
never seen and dated mostly dicks Angry white female's a term You should ....
Moment Of Weakness
i stand in the pouring rain you couldn't even be there to
pick me up yer taking me for granted, again yer running outa time, ....
My Satan Poem
Satan shows up on TV every Sunday morning I would have kissed
her once again but I found her rather boring To listen to his ....
No Me Drink
No me drink, no me a-smoke On your hate everyday I choke
No me frown, no me smile Yes emptiness is a style No me ....
Obsessed With Childhood
I have to tell you I am obsessed with my childhood. I
never pooped. I'm serious, I hated pooing, I never did it. I refused ....
October Songs
If I fall outa my nest, will ya pick me up Will
ya help me fly If I fall outa my nest, will ya show ....
Only The Girl
my love's an ice-cold latte and it's running down yer shirt. you
took my little heart and then ya threw it in the dirt! i ....
Papa Va Se Marier
Ma mere suivi sa petite sur les Indes Le mango et le
roti walla sur leurs chemins C'est moi pour oublie ces problemes C'est maintenant ....
Poem #357651
Second guessing count your blessings look what I've become! Sit and wallow
thank god I swallow gosh what have I done? Baby Jane puttin' blame ....
Porno Brainwash
Pornography is healthy. Pornography is healthy. If you're healthy, pornography is healthy.
If you're not healthy, nothing is healthy. If you're healthy, Pornography is healthy. ....
Regular Guy
Let me tell ya about the kinda guys that like me: They're
in jail. Either that, or they are slumming... or walking on the wild ....
Religion
Suck my mouth. Suck my pain away. Helplessness, I am hard to
stain. Potentially inappropriate... I am naked, before you. Look at me. You came ....
Rock Star Man
he phones to yak and wack wack wack, this irritating boy. step
on a crack to break his back, for he brings to me no ....
Singin
singing's a fine lively hood, the only one I got! Struggled to
make the rent sometimes, since termination of the day job. Kinda weird my ....
Snowboarding
This phallic snowboard beckons my sensuality The silence of the snowfall is
playing with my concentration These blasted goggles hinder the shading of this god ....
Sophia
i picked you up on a gray day - the new jersey
turnpike i'll give you lots of yummy candy if ya like sophia, your ....
Spaceman
i see your face on television, almost every day in magazines and
on the big screen close yet far away i wonder why you choose ....
Stolen Sidewalk
I'm a junkie. I'm a whore. That's what you always called me.
I am raw, an open sore. I ache to remind me... I'm a ....
Story Of My Life
Our love was volatile and weird. All I thought as I hopped
the Grayhound was, "Get me the fuck outa here." I ran... I ran ....
Stumpy The Mouse
I had Cinderella complex with the boys, and ballet class gave me
some poise, I've never ever lied to you or said anything that was ....
T.v. Baby
I am a t.v. baby it's weird when you stop and think
about it. Donna Martin graduates! Donna Martin graduates! Totally different head...nanoo nanoo. REEAAAAAAAR!! ....
Tango Shoes
When we're together, I am alone. Dawdle down the street, shuffle my
feet, don't wanna go home. There's an antique store. I go inside. All ....
The Peacock Song
my mind's an ashtray full of ashes lick the tears from my
eyelashes oh, whatever will i see that's good he plays a really mean ....
Twitch
i got a boyfriend. he's a bad boy. he is my favorite.
he is my joy. i got a boyfriend. "danger boy!" he's got a ....
Vampire
baby get ready - i'm coming for you, i'm a vampire! i
want you - nothing you can do, i'm a vampire! watch me do ....
Violence
smiley, little baby snuggled in her mommy's arms. pray you'll always keep
yer daughter safe and free from harm. i wish that everyone lived in ....
We're Assholes
Ask yourself if you're an asshole. I'm not being mean or angry.
I'm simply asking a question. I guarantee YOU won't think so. Do you ....
We're Not Gonna Take It
Oh we're not gonna take it No, we ain't gonna take it
Oh we're not gonna take it anymore We've got the right to choose ....
You Are The Master
I am tied up in the burning sun. Baby, you are my
only shade. You're the bowl of water beyond my reach. I can only ....
You Got The Job
if smiling raver chubby girls with fragrant barretted blond curls won't lead
you to stray... you got the job! if you don't mind cigarette smoke ....
Zoinks!
Last summer in Italy, a festival tour, another band asked a Milanese
journalist what I was like. Unbeknownst to them, within earshot of my crew. ....
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