Twisted lyrics
Artist Name - Bette Midler
Song Lyrics - Twisted
 Send Bette Midler "Twisted" Ringtones to your Cell  'How ya doin' girls Long time, no see. Listen, I've been to the doctor lately. Honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy' My analyst told me that I was right out of my head. The way he described it he said, 'You'd be better off dead than alive.' I didn't listen to his jive. I knew all along he was all wrong, and I knew that he thought I was crazy, but you know I'm not. Oh, no. My analyst told me that I was right out of my head. He said I need treatment. But I'm not that easily led. He said I was the type that was most inclined when out of his sight to be out of my mind. And he thought I was nuts. No more if's or and's or but's. Oh, no. They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas. But I knew what was happenin', I knew I was a genius. What's so strange when you know that you're a wizard at three I said, 'Baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me.' I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight. That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night. My parent's got frantic, didn't know what to do. But I had saw some crazy things before I came to. Now, do you think I was crazy I may have been only three but I was swingin'. They all laughed at A. Graham Bell, they all laughed at Edison, and also at Einstein. So why should I feel sorry if they just didn't understand the reasoning and the logic that went on in my head. I had a brain, it was insane. So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses all because there was no driver on the top. Aaaaaaah. 'Did you ever hear a story like that in your life Honey, that chick is bananas. Do you hear Bananas. Oh, waiter, bring me another banana dacquari, would ya' Ba, ba, ba, ba! 'Oh, here she comes again.' Badada, badada, badada. Wo! My analyst told me that I was right out of my head. But I said, 'Doctor, I think that it's you instead. 'Cause I got a thing that's so unique and new, it proves that I got the last laugh on you. 'Cause instead of one head, ooh, I got two. And you know two heads are better than one.' 'Honey, she is twisted' |
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Skylark
Skylark, have you anything to say to me Can you tell me
where my love may be Is there a meadow in the mist where ....
Drinking Again
Drinkin' again. Thinking of when you loved me. Having a few. Wishing
that you were here. Making the rounds. Buying a round for total strangers. ....
Breaking Up Somebodys Home
I got a funny feelin' that all of you girls had better
hold on to your man. 'Cause I feel, I says I feel, I ....
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I was young, I was just sixteen then, when you came up
from Burma one day. And you told me to pack up my suitcase, ....
I Shall Be Released
They say everything can be replaced. That every distance is not near.
So I remember every face of every man who put me here. They ....
In The Mood
Jumping with my boy, Sid right here in the city. Don't you
know that is was grand Really grand, so grand. And then you came ....
Uptown / Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby) / Da Doo Run Run
He gets up each morning and he goes downtown where everyone's his
boss, and he's lost in an angry land. He's a little man. But ....
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"How ya doin' girls Long time, no see. Listen, I've been to
the doctor lately. Honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from ....
Higher And Higher (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me)
Mm, your love is lifting me higher than I ever been lifted
before. Ooh, baby, keep it up, sweet baby. Quench my desire, and I'll ....
Your Love Keeps Liftin Me Higher
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before. Ooh, baby, keep it up, sweet baby. Quench my desire, and I'll ....
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