Fat As I Am lyrics
Artist Name - Bette Midler
Song Lyrics - Fat As I Am
 Send Bette Midler "Fat As I Am" Ringtones to your Cell  Fat as I am. Who wants to see a diva fat as I am I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan. How is it that I'm fat as I am Fat as I am. The camera's gonna add a ton to my can. This is the way they say Godzilla began. How did I get as fat as I am 'Try it again.' All of my friends say I should diet again; That all my fans are gonna riot again. 'Look what happened to Liz.' All of my sins are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins! I could audition for the doublemint twins. No one in the biz is as fat as I is. Ah, but what's a career when you put it next to knockwurst and beer They could park a DC10 on my rear. God knows I got the gas! There goes the chair. But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care! I ate a meatball off the floor right over there. Ah, you don't give a damn when you're fat as I am! |
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Fat As I Am
Fat as I am. Who wants to see a diva fat as
I am I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan. How is it that ....
I'm Singing Broadway
I'm singing Broadway and I love it! I'm singing Broadway and I'm
proud! You can keep your Springsteen. Shove your Chaka. I really don't care ....
Otto Titsling
"This next story is a true story. It concerns two of my
favorite subjects: industrial theft . . . and-a t-ts! Mmm, what a combo! ....
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Fat As I Am
Fat as I am. Who wants to see a diva fat as
I am I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan. How is it that ....
I'm Singing Broadway
I'm singing Broadway and I love it! I'm singing Broadway and I'm
proud! You can keep your Springsteen. Shove your Chaka. I really don't care ....
Otto Titsling
"This next story is a true story. It concerns two of my
favorite subjects: industrial theft . . . and-a t-ts! Mmm, what a combo! ....
Send Bette Midler Ringtones to your Cell