Gaston lyrics
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Song Lyrics - Gaston
 Send Beauty and the Beast soundtrack "Gaston" Ringtones to your Cell  Gaston: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! LeFou: Darn right. Gaston: No one says 'no' to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. LeFou: More beer? Gaston: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. LeFou: Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. Lefou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Lefou and Chorus: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! Lefou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five 'hurrahs!' Give twelve 'hip-hips!' LeFou: Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips Chorus: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston LeFou: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny Gaston: As you see I've got biceps to spare LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny Gaston: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair Chorus: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston Gaston: I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! Chorus: Ten points for Gaston! Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! Chorus: Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Gaston! No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston LeFou: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating! Chorus: My what a guy, Gaston! |
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Act One. Prologue
Music: Alan Menken Lyrics: Howard Ashman + Tim Rice Book: Linda Woolverton
Premiere: 1991 Narattor: Once upon a time, in a faraway land, A young ....
Beauty And The Beast
Mrs. Potts: Tale as old as time True as it can be
Barely even friends Then somebody bends Unexpectedly. Just a little change Small to ....
Beauty And The Beast (Reprise)
Belle/Prince: Two lives have begun now Two hearts become one now One
passion, one dream One thing forever true I love you! All: Certain as ....
Belle
Belle: Little town It's a quiet village Ev'ry day Like the one
before Little town Full of little people Waking up to say: Townsfolk: Bonjour! ....
Belle (Reprise)
Belle: Is he gone? Oh, can you imagine? He asked me to
marry him. Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless . . . "Madame ....
Be Our Guest
Lumiere: Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure
that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let ....
Belle---Bonjour
[Belle] Little town it's a quiet village. Everyday like the one before.
Little town full of little people, waking up to say. [Man #1] Bonjour! ....
Gaston
Gaston: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
the wrong man! LeFou: Darn right. Gaston: No one says "no" to Gaston! ....
Gaston (Reprise)
Gaston: Crazy old Maurice, hmmm? Crazy old Maurice... LeFou, I'm afraid I've
been thinking Lefou: A dangerous pastime Gaston: I know. But that whacky old ....
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Belle: Yes, I made the choice For papa, I will stay But
I don't deserve to to lose my freedom in this way You monster! ....
Home (Reprise)
Mrs. Potts: Cheer up child. It will turn out alright in the
end, you'll see. I hope that we'll be friends Though I don't know ....
How Long Must This Go On?
Beast: How long must this go on? This cruel trick of fate?
I simply made one careless wrong decision And then the witch was gone ....
Human Again
Lumiere: Ha ha, we, my friends. The day we have waited for
may be at hand! Mrs. Potts: Oh, only if that were true, Lumiere! ....
If I Can't Love Her
Beast: And in my twisted face There's not the slightest trace Of
anything that even hints of kindness And from my tortured shape No comfort, ....
If I Can't Love Her (Reprise)
Beast: No spell has been broken No words have been spoken No
point anymore if she can't love me No hope she would do so ....
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