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 Send "Adam Sandler" Ringtones to your Cell  7 Foot Man I'm the 7 foot man, I've commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways, It happens all the time, I'm 7 feet tall, And I .... A Christmas Song Well,um it's the holiday season And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice And I'm kinda feelin' guilty So I .... Assistant Principal's Big Day Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you .... At A Medium Pace [Talking quietly] M1: Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man. M2: We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one .... Back 2 School Ohhhhh... Back 2 School Back 2 School To Prove To Dad That I'm Not A Fool I've Got My Lunch Packed Up, My Boots Tied .... Bad Boyfriend When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds .... Beer Song OOOh what is the maulted liquer what gets you drunker quicker what comes in bottles or in cans BEER! ooh cant get enough of it .... Best Friends When I am at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car you tell me the bus already left cause your .... Buddy Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Tim Meadows, Tim Herlihy, and Robert Smigel [Moving Train] Next stop! Coopersville! [Two guys talking] Hey Buddy .... Bum Biddy Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey either through basketball or the mall or various odd jobs he does around town for free .... Camp Granada hello mudda, hello fadda here i am at camp granada camp is very entertaining and they say we'll have some fun when it stops raining .... Chanukah Song Part Ii Put on your Yamaka Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of .... Cock N Balls I can make a bigger splash than you! Oh yeah?Give it a shot! Can Opener!!(Splash) Whoah!That was huge!! You go.Ahh...Jacknife!! That was a dud,Jimmy. Shut .... Cordurory Blues When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I was shy I'd stand against the wall all night I'd never take a .... Crazy Love Performed by Adam Sandler and Lisa Mordente Adam: You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded Lisa: .... Dancin' And Pantsin' Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, Frank Coraci, and Bob Glaub When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I .... Dancing In The Dark( Night Live Edition) I get up in the evening, and I ain't got nothin to say I come home in the mornin I go to bed feeling the .... Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) He said he'd be here at seven The clock just hit 7:22 It's too cold outside To wait for my ride Watching mama try out .... Dip Doodle Performed by Adam Sandler Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong .... Do It For Your Mama Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, Judd, Jon, Katie, and Brooks Arthur J.N.: I can make a bigger splash than you! Jimmy: Oh yeah, give it .... Fatty Mcgee Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you .... Food Innuendo Guy This is a song... This is uhh, This is a new song... It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel... .... Forgetful Lucy The Hukilau was the place Where first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn't remember me the very next day .... Four Years Old Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita If there's a Long Tall Sally out there I'm dyin' to meet her Why can't I .... Gay Robot Pass the fuckin ball What an idiot! Fuck it i'm gonna get another beer You guy's want one? No i'm alright Two please! Oh boy .... Girl [Arsenio (Chris Rock):] Now don't leave us hanging with just that. [JP:] Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio. Yo guys, lets kick it! [Music starts playing] .... Hello Mother Hello Father Hello Mudda, hello Fadda Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if .... I Like Small Butts hey yolanda, check that home girls butt out uhm girl, its so flat you tell it like it is aiesha she looks like one of .... I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog I was driving around in old Mexico, I got lost and didn't know which way to go, I was confused, it was late and I .... I Want To Grow Old With You "Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right .... I Will Go Back To School [Billy]: Yes, I will go back to school And achieve victory! No man will take what my father has built Unless that man is me! .... I'm So Wasted [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" .... Im Not im not stalking you, im just calling a lot im not trying to scare you, really im not and who's this kevin guy? is he .... Intervention Song Davey: Tommy, nothing personal, but Whitey Duval should've won the Patch tonight, and you people are crazy for not realizing that. Tommy: Why would we .... Joining The Cult [Sounds of Basketball being shot around] [Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." [Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous." [Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you .... Kermit And Big Bird Stoned can ya tell me how to get, how to get to seceamia street Kermit: Hello, kermit the frog here, And welcome to seceamia street Id .... Let It Out, Davey Davey: What the heck is happening right now? Footlocker guy: Something that should have happened 20 years ago. Radio: Time to cry, Davey, over. Davey: .... Linda Song You don't know how Much I need you. While you're near me, I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you need me .... Listenin' To The Radio Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita If there's a Long Tall Sally out .... Love Stinks You love her, but she loves him, and he loves somebody else - You just can't win. And so it goes until the day you .... Lunch Lady Land Woke up in the morning. Put on my new plastic glove. Served some re-heated salsbury steak With a little slice of love. I got no .... Mayor Of Pussy Town Yo, it's 2004 And all you candy asses thinkin' ya'll real pussies Ya'll ain't seen shit yet And your Mayor let 'em know Oh, yeah .... Memory Lane Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, Judd, and Allen M1: Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna .... Mother's Day Song Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face. .... Moyda What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, Momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don't you know I .... Mr. Bake-o Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My .... Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren [Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: Hullo! Student: [Whispering] Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class .... My Little Chicken And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver. [Kids getting on the bus] How are ya, Bryan? Good morning, Lisa. Good to .... Ode To My Car Spoken: This is a song This is a- this is a new song uh It's uh through the eyes of one of the greatest people .... Oh Mom... Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jennifer Lien, Andrew Leeds, Meghan Andrews, and Robert Smigel [Silverware clicking] M1: Can you pass the beats .... Operaman Giuliani x2 WHY must you ever be gone-y 2 more months-ah 10 more weeks-ah we have to deal with one of these geeks-ah Giuliani x2 .... Ottawa Senators Song Heres a little story about a hockey team, who may just win the stanley cup, but only in their dreams. The team is from ottawa, .... Pickin' Daisies Performed by Adam Sandler, Alan Covert, and Jon Rosenberg 6 What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, Momma will take care .... Put A Bullet To My Head [Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot. .... Red Hooded Sweatshirt Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four .... Respect Respect Respect You gotta show the fucking respect [Repeat Over And Over] .... Right Field Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Tim Herlihy, and Steve Koren Russel: [Shouting] Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're behind you here .... Santa Song So many presents, so little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, 'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced .... Sex Or Weight Lifting [Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a .... She Comes Home To Me Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast But .... Sloppy Joe [Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot. [Sung] You don't .... Somebody Kill Me [Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot. [Sung] You don't .... Somebody Kill Me Please You don't know how much I need you While you're near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you need me .... Stan The Man Born in nineteen thirty-five in Brooklyn, NY Son of Anna and Phil At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy And immediately paid his .... Steve Polychronopolous Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I .... Sun Tan Lotion Song Sun Tan Lotion, Is Good For Me You Protect Me, Tee Hee Hee Oh The Sun Tries To Burn Me But You Won't Let It .... Sweat Beatrice I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am .... Technical Foul Look you got to understand it’s just been me and élan over 67 years So she gets nervous around strangers I wouldn’t show that picture .... Teenage Love On The Phone Performed by Adam Sandler and Allen Covert Richie: So ya doin' good? Samantha: Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you? Richie: How good could I be? .... The Adventures Of The Cow Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, and Randi And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game .... The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor. [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this .... The Beating Of A High School Janitor And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher. [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] Juan es muy guapo. [Door opens, walking towards her] .... The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher Performed by Rob Schneider And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher. [Lecturing] Zinc is by far the best element. I also .... The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.. This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song I hope you enjoy it. [Starts playing] Love to .... The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions Performed by Adam Sandler and Conan O' Brien : And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college. Dean: Well .... The Buffoon And The Valedictorian Performed by Adam Sandler and Jennifer Lien And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian. Valedictorian: I really appreciate you're asking .... The Chanuka Song Performed by Adam Sandler Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah .... The Chaunaka Song (Part 3) Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of .... The Cheerleader [Sound of pom-poms] [Cheerleader: With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!" [Performing cheer] [Cheerleader:] "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause .... The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man]: So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to .... The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop]: Do you realize how fast you were going sir? {Excited Southerner]: .... The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man]: Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir .... The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Performed by Adam Sandler and Jon Contributed by Chris Durkin Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite diner. Waiter: .... The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Performed by Adam Sandler and Tara [Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background] And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl. Girl: .... The Goat Song Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, and Mike Thompson I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck .... The Hypnotist [typing sounds] [Dr. Stewart:] Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart. [Gary Phelps:] Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you -- I'm Gary Phelps. [Dr. Stewart:] My pleasure. .... The Lonesome Kicker Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, and Teddy Castellucci Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might .... The Longest Pee Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider [Line of people talking] Hey man, let me in there first - Go ahead man, take it easy .... The Longest Pee Ever Hey Man Let me in there first Go ahead man, take it easy Thanks, I really gotta Pee (Peeing) (Ohhs) (More Peeing) Oh Man Oh .... The Peeper The peeper, The peeper, Whats going through his head? Whoah! Climbing the tree. Slowly, quietly, Looking for next branch. Found it, got it. Window height, .... The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie. It must be fast and shit. This fucking boat's got more balls then the fuckin celtic's lockeroom. .... The Respect Chant Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden .... The Thanksgiving Song Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong .... They're All Gunna Laugh At You Can You Pass The Beats Please? Here Ya Go Thanks Hey Mom, Guess What? I Got Invited To Party Tonight, And I'm Gunna Go If .... Toll Booth Willie [Car approaches] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." [M1:] "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie" [Toll Booth Willie:] "Good! Thanks fer .... Uses Of The Word Fuck Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘Fuck’. Out of all the English words that begin with .... Voodoo Well, I had myself a girlfrield For almost two whole years We had no secrets We had no fears There was nothing we wouldn't do .... Welcome My Son Welcome my son to your very first day So proud to be the one who brought you this way I love you with all my .... What The Hell Happened To Me? Performed by Adam Sandler Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and I hope you had as much .... Zittly Van Zittles Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, and Bob Glaub Well, I had myself a girlfrield For almost two whole years We had no .... Send "Adam Sandler" Ringtones to your Cell |